Patriots Mascot booked in Prostitution sting

13 12 2009

One of the guys behind the mask of the New England Patriots mascot was busted in a sting enforcing Rhode Island’s new prostitution law.

Come on now, cut the guy some slack.

This guy has to hide behind a mask all day. He’s with the team but he’s not a football player. He has to look at all the hot cheerleaders, players’ wives, and fans but can’t do anything about it while in costume. And I’m sure the line “hey, baby, I’m the Patriots’ mascot,” really attracts the babes.

Can you blame him for needing to get his needs “professionally” met?

Where else is he supposed to get some tail? The Philly Fanatic? The Bengals’ mascot? Or even Bruse the Buccaneer?

– Mr Pressbox

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